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(1). Think u r sitting in front of computer, what wil computr think? ..... ... ... ... ... Intel inside mental Outside.
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(2). A man & monkey went to river for bath.Man removed all clothes.Monkey started laughing... Man asked "Why are you laughing?" Monkey said "You have a tail in the front ha ha ha..."
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(3). A 65 yrs women & 27 yrs young man got married.Whole night they live 2gethar.Next morning the young man died.The portmortem report flashed,"The man died 4 expired milk".
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(4). Nepoleon: there is no such word as 'impossible' in my dictionary. Mr. Bean: then why the hell did u buy it....
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(5). Galileo used 2 study in smal lamp. Graham bell used 2 study in candle light. Shakspeare used 2 study in street light. I don't know why they didn't study at day time.
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(6). He was a good man . Never smoked, drank and no affair. When he died, the insurance company refused the claim. They said,'he who never lived, can't die.
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(7). Judge: Why did you hit your husband with a chair?" Wife: "I couldn't lift the table."
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(8). "What did one ghost say to another?" .. .."Do you believe in people?"
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(9). My friend has a fine watch dog. At any suspicious noise he wakes the dog and the dog begins to bark.
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(10). They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak.
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